Whack.

Yeah, because ignoring me fixes every problem. That’s so stupid -_-. I thought you want me to be your “best friend.” Well, I’m trying, but you aren’t letting me. How do you expect things to go back to normal if you don’t even act like everything is normal. Whatever though.  

omg.

Nothing is more awkward in the world than having someone you have no physical attraction for attempt to talk dirty to you.